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Fun fact: My age and the current season of Saturday Night Live are the same.

Originally written and performed for Is This a Thing: I Just Can’t Quit You - 2.14.2022.

Shared at Story Sessions First Fridays 6.3.2022.

“Late night. A Northern Michigan motel room. I sit at the edge of the bed. The TV’s on, signal mostly okay. The channel numbers are different here than the ones at home. A female news anchor with dark long hair sits behind her desk. She says, ‘I’m not wearing any panties.’”